like the deathnote except not...
|Brother:||I wonder what Satan looks like..|
|Me:||Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he's a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.|
|Me:||Yeah. I guess you could say he was....|
|Me:||... fine as hell.|
Posted on 7 March, 2014Reblogged from do-not-touch-my-food
*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*
what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again
why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black fuckin sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back
can i see a sweater that fits this description
dont get sassy with me buster
is that a thneed
"Love is a strong word, but I really, really, really like you!" and other ways to awkwardly avoid saying "I love you" back, a novel by me.